{"id":103,"date":"2006-04-20T16:15:08","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T20:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/die\/"},"modified":"2006-04-20T16:15:08","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T20:15:08","slug":"die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/die\/","title":{"rendered":"die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when I get emails that  just say &#8220;photoshop face on right side&#8221;! orly? What exactly shall I do to it?<br \/>\nAt this point I&#8217;d like to photoshop a dagger going through their face!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-103\" data-postid=\"103\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-103 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when I get emails that just say &#8220;photoshop face on right side&#8221;! orly? What exactly shall I do to it? At this point I&#8217;d like to photoshop a dagger going through their face!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-die","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":433,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/07\/photoshop\/","url_meta":{"origin":103,"position":0},"title":"Photoshop","date":"March 7, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Photoshop, originally uploaded by FANLESS. 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Someone doesn't know Photoshop very well! http:\/\/skitch.com\/t\/mjx # I don't want to sound too homosexual by saying this, but I'd rather be laying on my couch, watching Xmas movies than staring at these boobs. # Powered by Twitter Tools.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":485,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/27\/moist\/","url_meta":{"origin":103,"position":4},"title":"moist","date":"March 27, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Today's dilemma is centered around what I should throw some money at. ~$200 for a Photoshop CS3 Upgrade? (so very moist with anticipation for this!) ~$310 for 3GB RAM for my hopefully-soon-to-be-arriving-iMac? 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