{"id":117,"date":"2006-05-03T12:31:15","date_gmt":"2006-05-03T16:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/03\/not-hot\/"},"modified":"2006-05-03T12:31:15","modified_gmt":"2006-05-03T16:31:15","slug":"not-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/03\/not-hot\/","title":{"rendered":"not hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get so frustrated when I have to work on cards for people that have no business in the fashion modeling industry. 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