{"id":118,"date":"2006-05-04T10:51:31","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T14:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/04\/knackered\/"},"modified":"2006-05-04T15:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T19:48:00","slug":"knackered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/04\/knackered\/","title":{"rendered":"knackered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass.<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t been to bed yet.<br \/>\nI have a feeling this is going to be a long day.<br \/>\nBring on the Red Bull!<br \/>\nSuch is life on the beach!<br \/>\nOh, P.S.: <s>(and I would edit my previous post but then people would see I am on the innernets at work zOMGz!!)<\/s> <a href=\"http:\/\/drnk.kicks-ass.net:2000\/\">If nothing is changing on my screen, that probably means I passed out<\/a>! PLZ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/tools\/textmessage.bml?user=fanless\">TXT ME<\/a> and wake me up!<br \/>\nkthnxbye<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-118\" data-postid=\"118\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-118 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass. I haven&#8217;t been to bed yet. I have a feeling this is going to be a long day. Bring on the Red Bull! Such is life on the beach! 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