Some people are dum.
\nFor example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5” and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t.
\nSo I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and she replies, “yes, that is what she wrote. Thanks for checking”.
\nAlrighty then! I would love to see someone with measurements like that!<\/p>\n
Some people are dum. For example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5” and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t. So I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-xxx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":120,"position":0},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. 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