Best request of the day!!
\n“I would love to have the newspaper add flipped to face the other way.
\nAlso, I do not want it to look like it was from the newspaper.. can you
\nsee how to fix that.
\nThanks ”<\/p>\n
Uh… The picture is a scan from a newspaper. I hope you have a shit ton of money to spend on photoshop because I ain’t (Washington State public (and some private!) education paying off right there!) gonna do it for free! I mean, think about it. If the pic is flipped then the text will be backwards! I’ll have to retouch it out, and then type it all back in again. And make it not look like it came from a newspaper? Here’s a line I get to use way too often… YOU CAN’T POLISH A TURD!
\n(I totally would post a pic to illustrate, but I don’t want to go to jail. If you look at my desktop (down a couple posts) zOMG RIGHT NOW then you can see it.)<\/p>\n
This post was going to be more along the lines of “HAY GUYS CONGRATULATE ME ON SCORING AN AGENCY FROM DALLAS AS A NEW CLIENT!!” but I already somewhat annoyed by them.<\/p>\n
Best request of the day!! “I would love to have the newspaper add flipped to face the other way. Also, I do not want it to look like it was from the newspaper.. can you see how to fix that. Thanks ” Uh… The picture is a scan from a newspaper. I hope you have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-1Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":894,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/07\/class-pic-of-the-now\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":0},"title":"class pic of the now","date":"June 7, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"class pic of the now, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":198,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/iscastrodeadcom\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":1},"title":"IsCastroDead.com","date":"July 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, IsCastroDead.com??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.) Actually, I would like to have 2 pics... One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead. PLZ\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":82,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/to-infinity-and-beyond\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":2},"title":"to infinity, and beyond!","date":"April 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I've found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but... ebay?? I took the pic of the green hummer!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":180,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/hey-thanks\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":3},"title":"hey, thanks!","date":"June 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic! Order prints!!","rel":"","context":"In \"South Beach\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":318,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/14\/fw-you-have-new-picture-mail-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":4},"title":"FW: You have new Picture Mail!","date":"December 14, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"FW: You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Can't see it in pic but da butt is butt naked son","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":613,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/img00066jpg\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":5},"title":"IMG00066.jpg","date":"August 3, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"IMG00066.jpg, originally uploaded by beightol. Who can come up with the best caption for this pic? Sent via my phone!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}