{"id":1269,"date":"2010-05-28T05:26:42","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T09:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2020-06-11T05:51:54","modified_gmt":"2020-06-11T13:51:54","slug":"please-step-into-my-time-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/28\/please-step-into-my-time-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Please step into my time machine"},"content":{"rendered":"

To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of… Memorial Day Weekend!
\n1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach<\/a>!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)
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\nWhatchu know about THAT?<\/p>\n


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\nYo, you saw that scooter birgade??<\/p>\n


\nNaw, man… Where they at??<\/p>\n


\nThis girl was drunk as hell and fighting with her man. At least her titty was falling out!<\/p>\n


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\nRims still be spinnin’!<\/p>\n

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\nObviously, this Hummer wins the FANLESS.com<\/a> Most Tight Whip of Black Beach Weekend Award!<\/p>\n


\nIt’s “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”!<\/p>\n

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\nHere we have a perfect display of Lamborghini doors.<\/p>\n


\nAnd here we have the exact opposite!!<\/p>\n

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\n…and I’m thinking… Man, let your friend use the mirror so she can see that she forgot to put a shirt on!! Dang!<\/p>\n


\nThis picture exists to prove to myself that I can take a relatively non-blurry pic with a relatively slow exposure.<\/p>\n


\nTOO MUCH BOOTY IN THEM PANTS!! I mean shorts. Actually, that’s a pretty mediocre ass. Some of them were like “OH MY GOODNESS!!”<\/p>\n


\nPINK!!!<\/p>\n


\nPush up on it, girl! Don’t be skerred! Dang!<\/p>\n


\nLOL AZNZ!!<\/p>\n


\nFurther down the block she was REALLY uncensored!<\/p>\n


\nWhat you can’t tell from this picture is that the girl was totally hopping on the back of the bike. It was amazing! They were all doing it!<\/p>\n


\nI’m really proud of this picture! I forgot my friend’s name, but he’s from Louisiana.<\/p>\n


\nBRAAAAAP!!!
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\nYou want debauchery? How’s this for debauchery??
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\nShe’s putting her leg behind her head!<\/p>\n


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\nWhite people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!<\/p>\n


\nTITTIES!<\/p>\n


\nWould you play Smear the Queer with this woman??<\/p>\n


\nHuddle up, ladies!<\/p>\n


\nOh, hay! Your tittie fell out!!<\/p>\n

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\nWhatchu mean you don’t like the black guy in the thong???<\/p>\n


\nMaybe you’ll like this white guy a little more!<\/p>\n


\nHey, at least he doesn’t have gold\/chrome\/platinum\/diamond\/blinging teef!!<\/p>\n


\nThis is how slammed the beach was on Sunday at about 3:30!<\/p>\n


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\nWhite people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!<\/p>\n


\nWhite people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!! (I WOULD!!!)<\/p>\n


\nYou talking to ME? Whatchu mean my shoe lace is untied?? I ain’t even got no shoe laces!<\/p>\n


\nSo wassup girl… You gonna give me the skins or what?<\/p>\n


\nGetting digits!<\/p>\n


\nCheck the grille! That’s gold!!<\/p>\n


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\nFor real girl… I can get you in the VIP!<\/p>\n


\nI like this picture.<\/p>\n


\nMore than that, I really like this girl. She lives in West Palm. A lot of them did. Or at least they were all giving out 561 numbers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of… Memorial Day Weekend!
\n1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach<\/a>!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)
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