{"id":145,"date":"2006-05-26T00:15:01","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T04:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/26\/mayabang-na-balikbayan\/"},"modified":"2006-05-26T00:15:01","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T04:15:01","slug":"mayabang-na-balikbayan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/26\/mayabang-na-balikbayan\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayabang na Balikbayan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will have sex with you (FEMALES ONLY) if you can explain this joke to me.<\/p>\n<p>CAPTION:Bagong dating and balikbayan at sumakay ng taxi papuntang balintawak via EDSA.Habang daan napapansin niya na nagtataasan ang mga building sa Pinas&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: Hey mamang Driver ilan taon bang ginawa ang LRT na iyan?<br \/>\nTAXI DRIVER: Mga apat na taon po sir<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: Alam mo sa America, dalawang taon lang yan gagawin.<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: Eh itong NIKKO GARDEN<\/p>\n<p>TAXI DRIVER: Siguro sir, mga dalawang taon po ginawa yan<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa america Isang taon lang yan&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: EH itong MRT<\/p>\n<p>TAXI DRIVER(Medyo napupundi na):Ah sir mga isang taon lang yan ginawa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa America, anim na buwan lang yan&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>BALIKBAYAN(Nagulat sa laki ng MEGA MALL): Mamang Driver ang laki naman ng mall na ito, Mga ilan taon ba yan ginawa?<\/p>\n<p>TAXI DRIVER: NAKU PO!! KANINANG PAG DAAN KO RITO WALA PA YAN AH!!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-145\" data-postid=\"145\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-145 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will have sex with you (FEMALES ONLY) if you can explain this joke to me. CAPTION:Bagong dating and balikbayan at sumakay ng taxi papuntang balintawak via EDSA.Habang daan napapansin niya na nagtataasan ang mga building sa Pinas&#8230;. BALIKBAYAN: Hey mamang Driver ilan taon bang ginawa ang LRT na iyan? TAXI DRIVER: Mga apat na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}