Yesterday I met a girl and I was like I WOULD!! But before I tried to sweat her I looked her up on myspace and it said she is a lesbian and I was like OH NOSE and I was really thankful for myspace because being shot down would have pushed me over the edge theend<\/p>\n
Yesterday I met a girl and I was like I WOULD!! But before I tried to sweat her I looked her up on myspace and it said she is a lesbian and I was like OH NOSE and I was really thankful for myspace because being shot down would have pushed me over the edge […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,9,69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":741,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/11\/myspace\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":0},"title":"Myspace","date":"November 11, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Myspace, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Mysace.com!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":101,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/lol-myspace\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":1},"title":"olol myspace","date":"April 19, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"**ATTENTION MIAMI** Some frenchie myspace kid would (I'm sure) appreciate any light you could shine on his query. LOL WHAT","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":194,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/08\/ouch-my-ego\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":2},"title":"Ouch, my ego!!","date":"July 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"*******NEWS FLASH******* Myspace.com user crazi_wild_lova says: \"no wonder ure single .. have u looked in the mirror lately? or your myspace for that matter? u may have friends but ure still a nerd and a freak and a screwup and where was this headed again??oh yeah dumm ass! p.s:ure myspace\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":75,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/04\/southern-takeover\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":3},"title":"Southern Takeover","date":"April 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some screenshots I have acquired in the past week or two. These are my dashboard widgets: Pear Lyrics (currently unavailable), MyYahoo!, DealMac, stock calendar widget, myspace search, digg, MacZot, stock espn widget, stock weather widgets, & myspace oneclick (I think it's broken now.). This is pretty much how\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":181,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/i-saw-jesse-jackson-pick-a-boogie\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":4},"title":"I saw Jesse Jackson pick a boogie!","date":"June 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I always feel awkward when I'm in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they're like \"FANLESS?\" or \"Hey, Christian?\" or something and I'm like \"Whowhat??\" or just \"Yeah??\" and then they're like \"Hi, how are you doing?\" and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":82,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/to-infinity-and-beyond\/","url_meta":{"origin":151,"position":5},"title":"to infinity, and beyond!","date":"April 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I've found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but... ebay?? I took the pic of the green hummer!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}