{"id":154,"date":"2006-06-09T12:08:22","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T16:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/i-must-be-dying\/"},"modified":"2006-06-09T12:08:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T16:08:22","slug":"i-must-be-dying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/i-must-be-dying\/","title":{"rendered":"I must be dying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I&#8217;m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind my eye. It&#8217;s very odd and somewhat concerning because the last time I had a headache only on one side of my head, I ended up having brain surgery twice in 2 weeks! All I can think about is how my head hurts and what&#8217;s going to happen with it. 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Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I&#8217;m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,9,69,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":379,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/08\/take-me-now\/","url_meta":{"origin":154,"position":0},"title":"take me now","date":"February 8, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Somehow, I have become very intolerant of people who \"talk funny\". I have no idea why. 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