{"id":155,"date":"2006-06-09T13:45:18","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T17:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/sure-sign-of-the-apocalypse\/"},"modified":"2006-06-09T13:53:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T17:53:02","slug":"sure-sign-of-the-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/sure-sign-of-the-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"Sure sign of the Apocalypse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today.<br \/>\nThat surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital.<br \/>\nActually, my head feels a little better, but I&#8217;m still a little weirded out about the situation.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-155\" data-postid=\"155\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-155 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today. That surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital. Actually, my head feels a little better, but I&#8217;m still a little weirded out about the situation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}