{"id":162,"date":"2006-06-16T19:06:22","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T23:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/16\/thanks-for-the-erection\/"},"modified":"2006-06-16T19:08:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T23:08:16","slug":"thanks-for-the-erection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/16\/thanks-for-the-erection\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the erection!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/06-16-06-sobehottie1.jpg\"><br \/>\nCheck out this South Beach hottie!! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/06-16-06-sobehottie2.jpg\"  rel=\"lightbox\">Here she is with her (I assume) man<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/06-16-06-worldcup.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/06-16-06-worldcupt.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nThis is about how hard we&#8217;ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me).  I&#8217;m not even into this World Cup thing. I mean, I&#8217;m kind of getting into it, but mainly only so I can run <a href=\"http:\/\/www.e-link.it\/germany2006\/\">Germany 2006<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll go home now. My AC doesn&#8217;t seem to be working too well, so it&#8217;s been fairly hot at home. I have a feeling I won&#8217;t be enjoying this weekend. I made a couple of zomg so hot screen shots earlier in the week, but I never found any time to post them. I guess I could do it right now, but I&#8217;m lazy.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-162\" data-postid=\"162\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-162 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!) This is about how hard we&#8217;ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I&#8217;m not even into this World Cup thing. 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