{"id":163,"date":"2006-07-05T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/july-5th-2004\/"},"modified":"2006-06-26T23:24:17","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:24:17","slug":"july-5th-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/july-5th-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"July 5th, 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"

This happened 2 years ago today<\/a>!<\/p>\n

I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.<\/p>\n

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This happened 2 years ago today! I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":239,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/20\/early-warning-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":163,"position":0},"title":"Early Warning","date":"September 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! 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