Dear Innernets,
\nPLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach\u00c2\u00a0 is to watch the Heat game tonight.<\/p>\n
I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too.<\/p>\n
Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally!<\/p>\n
Thanks for being the mostest bestest friend evAr!<\/p>\n
-CP<\/p>\n
Dear Innernets, PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach\u00c2\u00a0 is to watch the Heat game tonight. I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too. Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally! Thanks for being the mostest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2,12],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":193,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/07\/beach-patrol-miami-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":0},"title":"Beach Patrol: Miami Beach","date":"July 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey guys, don't forget that Beach Patrol: Miami Beach premieres on Monday night on Court TV at 8 PM!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":18,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/21\/the-1-reason-to-not-hang-out-on-south-beach-if-youre-a-local-and-a-prude-i-guess\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":1},"title":"The #1 reason to not hang out on South Beach if you’re a local (and a prude, I guess).","date":"January 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I woke up this morning and I was instantly bored. I checked the innernets, but it was too early for fresh content, and I had stayed up too late reading everything I had missed during the week. I thought about walking over to the beach, but it wasn't enticing enough\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Pictures\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":808,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":2},"title":"Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival","date":"January 9, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear internet, I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don't want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"comedy\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":767,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/24\/the-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":3},"title":"The beach.","date":"November 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The beach., originally uploaded by FANLESS. My feet are wet.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1196,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/28\/harvesting-the-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":4},"title":"Harvesting the beach?","date":"October 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Harvesting the beach?, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"With 1 comment","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":888,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/this-aint-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":166,"position":5},"title":"This ain’t South Beach!","date":"June 6, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This ain't South Beach!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}