{"id":169,"date":"2006-06-21T10:36:07","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T14:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/the-heat-win-the-championship\/"},"modified":"2006-06-21T10:39:33","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T14:39:33","slug":"the-heat-win-the-championship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/the-heat-win-the-championship\/","title":{"rendered":"Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok, let me try this again…
\n…so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside!
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\nHere are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive<\/a>.
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\nTonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every day! If tonight was any sort of prelude for the parade later in the week, then Miami will probably come unhinged!!
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\nHere are a few highlights.
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\nCan’t stop the Heat!!<\/p>\n

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\nI WOULD!!<\/p>\n

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\nCHAMPS!! (plus, I WOULD!!)<\/p>\n

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\nI WOULD!! (The news chick, not the dude.)<\/p>\n

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\nDancing in the street! (I’d say I WOULD!! but then I would end up in jail because she’s only 15 or something so I’m not going to say I WOULD!!)<\/p>\n

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\nOf course I WOULD!!<\/p>\n

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\nH00RAY!! We’re #1!<\/p>\n

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\nGO HEAT!!<\/p>\n

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\nThe girl in the red shorts flashed her tits, but 1) my camera didn’t want to focus so I missed the money shot, and 2) she was facing the wrong way.<\/p>\n

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\nThis girl kind of flashed her tits too.<\/p>\n

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\nAnother news girl I WOULD!! She was almost as tall as Shaq too!<\/p>\n

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\nGhetto or what?<\/p>\n

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\nLOL WHAT<\/p>\n

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\nDA-VID HAS-SEL-HOFF!<\/p>\n

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\noh hay I can see up your skirt!!<\/p>\n

ok, the end
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\nI really hope these pics work. I have never used Picasa webalbums or whatever before. Hey, I better go to bed!! I have to be at work in a few hours.<\/p>\n

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Ok, let me try this again… …so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. Tonight was so fun! 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