{"id":171,"date":"2006-06-21T13:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/hello\/"},"modified":"2006-06-22T00:14:39","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T04:14:39","slug":"hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/hello\/","title":{"rendered":"hello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to play my favorite game, <a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.FANLESS.com\/06\/bs\/06-21-06-armpitorvagina.jpg\">ARMPIT OR VAGINA<\/a>!?!<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s 2K6 already!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It&#8217;s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 and 8:16 p.m. from June 30-July 5.<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nH00RAY!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-171\" data-postid=\"171\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-171 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to play my favorite game, ARMPIT OR VAGINA!?! I can&#8217;t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s 2K6 already!&#8221; &#8220;Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It&#8217;s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,10,11,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-hello","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":74,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/31\/movie-in-the-park\/","url_meta":{"origin":171,"position":0},"title":"movie in the park","date":"March 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I heard that King Kong will be shown in Flamingo park tomorrow night for FREE! 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