Guess who is in charge here at work this morning!?!
\nME!!
\nI get the glorious task of covering the front desk and answering the phones. H00RAY!! (insert gigantic eye roll\/me slitting my wrists\/the business failing with me in charge here)<\/p>\n
Guess who is in charge here at work this morning!?! ME!! I get the glorious task of covering the front desk and answering the phones. H00RAY!! 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