{"id":177,"date":"2006-06-27T10:03:41","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T14:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/27\/it-was-like-there-was-an-assplosion-of-hawtness-and-this-was-the-aftermath\/"},"modified":"2006-06-27T10:36:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T14:36:22","slug":"it-was-like-there-was-an-assplosion-of-hawtness-and-this-was-the-aftermath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/27\/it-was-like-there-was-an-assplosion-of-hawtness-and-this-was-the-aftermath\/","title":{"rendered":"it was like there was an assplosion of hawtness and this was the aftermath"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.)
\n1) Having a reason to ride my bike every day (not that I really need a reason)
\n2) most of all, happening upon things like this<\/a>. (this was 1 year ago today) Granted, if Miami Vice were being filmed at Mansion today I probably would have seen it in my 11 steps to work, but that’s not really my point. Outside of that, nothing really ever happens in the alley. I’m not really bitching about not having a commute… I just kind of miss it at times.<\/p>\n

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Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.) 1) Having a reason to ride my bike every […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[6,9,11,2,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":23,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/the-ups-and-downs\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":0},"title":"the ups and downs","date":"January 26, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Happiness is having dinner outside on Lincoln Road at Touch on a late January night, and not having to miss South Beach because they have a big ass TV outside, and what do you know, they're showing South Beach!!! On the flip side... Not so much happiness here. Dear Lord,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":158,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/12\/alley-sex-cam\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":1},"title":"Alley sex cam!","date":"June 12, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I love living on the beach so much! I just walked through here and counted 5 apparently spent condoms. So, naturally, I set up a webcam to catch the show! http:\/\/fanless.ww.com The colors might be funky, but that's because I have an IR cam. Even worse is that the infrared\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":357,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/24\/357\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":2},"title":"texas tech bell ringer lolz\u2026","date":"January 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"texas tech bell ringer lolz I already miss college football. =(","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":107,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/24\/liebe-gruesse\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":3},"title":"Liebe Gruesse","date":"April 24, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey guys, I was in the IRL all weekend long! What did I miss? Hey guys, Ladies Love Cool Christian!! Hey guys, what's wrong with this picture?? (Hint: What's different about my bike?)","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":960,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/10\/twitter-updates-for-2008-12-10\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":4},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2008-12-10","date":"December 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"It was December 24th on Hollis Ave after dark, when I see a man chilling with his dog in the park... # I'm bummed I'm gonna miss this! http:\/\/skitch.com\/t\/k9x # Powered by Twitter Tools.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":854,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/05\/cuteness-totem-pole\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":5},"title":"Cuteness totem pole!","date":"April 5, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Cuteness totem pole!, originally uploaded by Balou_SFN. Hi Christian! Have fun in Orlando. We miss you!! xoxo, T., L. & Y.","rel":"","context":"With 6 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}