I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really I want to say “Uh… WhoDAfuxUis?” or something and then they’re like “I go to your site like zOMG every day!!111one!eleventyONE!!” and I’m like, oh sweet Jesus! as I try to hide my faggy shopping basket and hope they didn’t notice that I’m buying 4 different kinds of frozen chicken wings and not much else.
\nSo when innernet\/myspace celebrity Jesse Jackson (I would post a link but I’m at that place I get paid to be and I don’t want to be on the innernets looking up sites) came in yesterday (and again today) I avoided the whole, “Hey, you’re one of my myspace friends zOMG!!” debacle.
\nAnd now he’ll probably never know who I am. OH NOSE!!<\/p>\n
I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":840,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/08\/jesse-james-bike\/","url_meta":{"origin":181,"position":0},"title":"Jesse James bike!","date":"March 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Jesse James bike!, originally uploaded by Balou_SFN.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":34,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/website-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":181,"position":1},"title":"website ideas","date":"February 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some ideas for fun websites that may or may not already exist. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Homeless or European? 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