Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT?
\nSo, other than admire my iMac, what else am I going to do for the next 4 days?<\/p>\n
Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT? So, other than admire my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-2Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1269,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/28\/please-step-into-my-time-machine\/","url_meta":{"origin":185,"position":0},"title":"Please step into my time machine","date":"May 28, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of... Memorial Day Weekend! 1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach! I took all of these pics from in front of my building. 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