{"id":187,"date":"2006-07-04T16:12:05","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T20:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/04\/end-of-4-days\/"},"modified":"2021-03-06T12:31:22","modified_gmt":"2021-03-06T20:31:22","slug":"end-of-4-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/04\/end-of-4-days\/","title":{"rendered":"end of (4) days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s something somewhat interesting&#8230; I seem to have caught a cold!<br \/>On South Beach!<br \/>At the start of July!!<br \/><b>WTF??<\/b><br \/>Do I have AIDS or something? How in the Tori Anus(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toiranus.com\">.com<\/a>) am I going to get sick this time of year? dumb<\/p>\n<p>Here is something even more unbelievable\/ridiculous:<br \/><img src=\"http:\/\/www.toiranus.com\/06\/bs\/07-02-06-stats.gif\" \/><br \/>187,552 page views last month? WHY? I might not pay it any mind if I didn&#8217;t have anything to compare it to. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.criticalmiami.com\/index.php?id=659\">But I do<\/a>! How in the Tori Anus(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toiranus.com\">.com<\/a>) am <b>I<\/b> going to get more hits than a site like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.criticalmiami.com\">CriticalMiami.com<\/a>? It doesn&#8217;t make sense. The only thing I can think of that might make this so is that I probably have a lot more content. And by content, I mean pictures and videos and stuff. I&#8217;m sure my index page gets about 90% fewer hits.<br \/>I am going to try to get up to 200,000 hits for the month of August (and maybe July). That means I&#8217;ll probably be posting a bunch of pics from the Daytona and Orlando Supercrosses, and the Washougal National, if I figure out a way to go. I wonder if it can be done. I&#8217;m SURE it can be done if a hurricane comes through, but that&#8217;s assuming I don&#8217;t lose power for too long.<\/p>\n\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-187\" data-postid=\"187\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-187 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s something somewhat interesting&#8230; I seem to have caught a cold!On South Beach!At the start of July!!WTF??Do I have AIDS or something? How in the Tori Anus(.com) am I going to get sick this time of year? dumb Here is something even more unbelievable\/ridiculous:187,552 page views last month? WHY? I might not pay it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,9],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-31","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":367,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/where-in-the-tori-anus-is-shulaville\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":0},"title":"Where in the Tori Anus is Shulaville??","date":"January 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"This weekend is usually one of my favorite weekends on the beach: VOLLEYPALOOZA! Except... last year there was no Volleypalooza and this year it's at some place called Shulaville. Where is Shulaville? I hope it's just some made-up area of the beach. 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Why in the Tori Anus (.com!) would my site get a shit ton more hits (see above image or\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":217,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/06\/the-miami-blogosphere-gathers\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":2},"title":"The Miami Blogosphere Gathers","date":"August 6, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Can someone please clue me in as to what in the Tori Anus(.com!) this is all about? (I hope that's not some s00per sekrit URL that is meant only for me and other members of the elite!) It sounds like an event that I would be required\/expected to wear more\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":567,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/lol-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":3},"title":"LOL SOUTH BEACH!!","date":"June 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it's all gone. I'm way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":375,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/406308\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":4},"title":"406,308","date":"February 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"How in the Tori Anus (.com!) can this be explained? 406,308 page views in January?? That's more than December and November 2006 combined! I don't get it. Brandon reckons it's his pictures (this one of his daughter, Mia, in particular) that are pulling in so much traffic, but I think\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":78,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/05\/little-bad-fothermucker-playing-space-invaders-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":5},"title":"Little bad fothermucker playing Space Invaders","date":"April 5, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are 5 posts I think about on a daily basis. 1. Memorial Day Weekend 2005! This post gets so many hits! I mean like 40%+ of my daily hits come from this post. I can't wait for Memorial Day Weekend 2K6! 2. ...and it has been all downhill from\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1628,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/1628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}