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I spent several hours at the meta cafe today!<\/p>\n

I LOL’d!!<\/p>\n

I think I just fell in love!!<\/p>\n

I still want an EVO more!<\/p>\n

…and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was like “Nuh-uh!!” and the other one was like “F U!” and then…<\/p>\n

…and it didn’t even stop there…<\/p>\n

Even when we go to the beach, my hos can’t get along.<\/p>\n

LOL WHAT<\/p>\n

p0wnt!<\/p>\n

Color me impressed!!<\/p>\n

Ditto.<\/p>\n

Perfect for soccer moms!<\/p>\n

I need one of these!!<\/p>\n

I saw this on TV and it was amazing!!<\/p>\n

Talk about a fluster cluck!<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I can’t even win a game of tic-tac-toe against myself…<\/p>\n

no words<\/p>\n

Must be karma.<\/p>\n

ALIENS EXIST!!<\/p>\n

I bet I would get all the hawt chyxXx if I could do this!!<\/p>\n

MILF!! DANG!<\/p>\n

BUST BIG!!<\/p>\n

If the news was like this every day, I’d never miss it!<\/p>\n

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