{"id":189,"date":"2006-07-05T17:05:35","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T21:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/waka-founders-cup-world-kickball-championship\/"},"modified":"2006-07-06T02:01:48","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T06:01:48","slug":"waka-founders-cup-world-kickball-championship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/waka-founders-cup-world-kickball-championship\/","title":{"rendered":"WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey guys, don’t forget about the WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship<\/a>! It’s on July 22nd at Bicentennial Park.
\nAnd don’t worry about being all hot and sweaty… It’s gonna be the mostest awesmoest weather that day evAr!1 I PROMISE!! (unless it isn’t.)<\/p>\n

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Hey guys, don’t forget about the WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship! It’s on July 22nd at Bicentennial Park. And don’t worry about being all hot and sweaty… It’s gonna be the mostest awesmoest weather that day evAr!1 I PROMISE!! (unless it isn’t.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-33","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":169,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/the-heat-win-the-championship\/","url_meta":{"origin":189,"position":0},"title":"Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!","date":"June 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Ok, let me try this again... ...so it's now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight's impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. 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