{"id":198,"date":"2006-07-11T17:53:28","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T21:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/iscastrodeadcom\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T19:53:38","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T23:53:38","slug":"iscastrodeadcom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/iscastrodeadcom\/","title":{"rendered":"IsCastroDead.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iscastrodead.com\">IsCastroDead.com<\/a>??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.)<br \/>\nActually, I would like to have 2 pics&#8230; One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead.<br \/>\nPLZ ADVISE!<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s what I&#8217;m thinking&#8230; A simple web page that displays a picture of Fidel Castro&#8230; If he&#8217;s still alive, then the healthy pic shows up&#8230; If he&#8217;s dead, then you get the dead pic. Along with that, I&#8217;d like to have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.getfirefox.com\">Firefox extention<\/a> much like the <a href=\"http:\/\/nik-martin.com\/terristatus\/\">Terri Schiavo Status extension<\/a>. I&#8217;d also want to have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/downloads\/dashboard\/\">Dashboard widget<\/a> for Mac OS X  and a widget for the <a href=\"http:\/\/widgets.yahoo.com\/\">Yahoo! Widget Engine<\/a>.<br \/>\nSounds reasonable, right? I wish I was smrt enough\/not so lazy to actually pull it off.<br \/>\nOh, I almost forgot&#8230; GOOGLE ADS so I can get rich and even more famous and retire on South Beach at the ripe old age of 32.<br \/>\nAt that rate, I&#8217;d hope Castro NEVER dies so people will keep checking in to see if he&#8217;s alive.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-198\" data-postid=\"198\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-198 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, IsCastroDead.com??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.) Actually, I would like to have 2 pics&#8230; One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead. PLZ ADVISE! Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m thinking&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":75,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/04\/southern-takeover\/","url_meta":{"origin":198,"position":0},"title":"Southern Takeover","date":"April 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some screenshots I have acquired in the past week or two. These are my dashboard widgets: Pear Lyrics (currently unavailable), MyYahoo!, DealMac, stock calendar widget, myspace search, digg, MacZot, stock espn widget, stock weather widgets, & myspace oneclick (I think it's broken now.). This is pretty much how\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":69,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/27\/boring-alright\/","url_meta":{"origin":198,"position":1},"title":"boring&#8230; alright!","date":"March 27, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I am the king of procrastination, and it kind of sucks. When I'm at work and have 78667767 things to do, I can find another 767678 things in my digg.com widget that I want to read, but can't because I'm supposed to be doing work at work. 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Here is a list of parts I plan on purchasing this week. $900+ is a bit of a tough pill to swallow, but you have to pay to play, I guess. PLZ advise if there are some things on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Computers\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":200,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/a-work-in-progress\/","url_meta":{"origin":198,"position":5},"title":"a work in progress.","date":"July 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been several months since I've done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, NoFuckinAround.com will create a 2987 page\/211 MB .PDF file when converted using ljbook.com. Talk about an epic novel about the stupidist shit you can think of. 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