{"id":200,"date":"2006-07-11T23:41:20","date_gmt":"2006-07-12T03:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/a-work-in-progress\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T23:59:46","modified_gmt":"2006-07-12T03:59:46","slug":"a-work-in-progress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/a-work-in-progress\/","title":{"rendered":"a work in progress."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been several months since I&#8217;ve done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nofuckinaround.com\">NoFuckinAround.com<\/a> will create a 2987 page\/211 MB .PDF file when converted using <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ljbok.com\">ljbook.com<\/a>.<br \/>\nTalk about an epic novel about the stupidist shit you can think of. And hey, it only took me just under 6 years to type it all out.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d put the pdf on the innernets, but I included the private entries too. Maybe the next time I&#8217;m bored and lazy I&#8217;ll create a public version.<br \/>\nOh, also&#8230; There are now 1462 F-bombs in the file, as opposed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nofuckinaround.com\/644035.html\">1265 9 months ago<\/a>. What the fuck do you fucking expect from the fucking guy that fucking owns <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckyouyafuckinfuckfuck.com\">fuckyouyafuckinfuckfuck.com<\/a>??<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-200\" data-postid=\"200\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-200 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been several months since I&#8217;ve done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, NoFuckinAround.com will create a 2987 page\/211 MB .PDF file when converted using ljbook.com. Talk about an epic novel about the stupidist shit you can think of. And hey, it only took me just under 6 years to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":686,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/686\/","url_meta":{"origin":200,"position":0},"title":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!","date":"September 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars! 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Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":82,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/to-infinity-and-beyond\/","url_meta":{"origin":200,"position":3},"title":"to infinity, and beyond!","date":"April 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I've found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but... ebay?? 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