{"id":201,"date":"2006-07-13T14:19:59","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T18:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/13\/dont-mind-me-im-just-taking-a-piss\/"},"modified":"2007-12-11T01:25:24","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T06:25:24","slug":"dont-mind-me-im-just-taking-a-piss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/13\/dont-mind-me-im-just-taking-a-piss\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t mind me, I&#8217;m just taking a piss&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/07-13-06-pisshere.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[piss]\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/07-13-06-pissheret.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n&#8230;so there I am at work, and I look up from my computer and I see this woman sticking her hands up her dress. Naturally, I grab my camera because lulz are for sure going to ensue. I&#8217;m expecting her to pull down some of the gnarliest drawers ever worn by a human, but then I notice that she actually has a plastic cup in her hand.<lj-cut><br \/>\n She stands there for a bit, taking care of business, apparently finishes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/07-13-06-pisshere1.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[piss]\">pours her piss onto The AveNEW<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/07-13-06-pisshere2.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[piss]\">puts the cup into her plastic bag of belongings<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/07-13-06-pisshere3.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[piss]\">and continues down the sidewalk<\/a>.<br \/>\nIt was the most amazing thing I have seen all week!<br \/>\n(I&#8217;m sorry these pics are so blown out. In my excitement over capturing such a lollertastic moment, I forgot my camera was still set for taking pics of fireworks on the 4th or something. oops! I actually took 17 pics of her, but these will have to suffice.)<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-201\" data-postid=\"201\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-201 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;so there I am at work, and I look up from my computer and I see this woman sticking her hands up her dress. Naturally, I grab my camera because lulz are for sure going to ensue. I&#8217;m expecting her to pull down some of the gnarliest drawers ever worn by a human, but then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1002,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/03\/twitter-updates-for-2009-01-03\/","url_meta":{"origin":201,"position":0},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2009-01-03","date":"January 3, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Posting to twitter using my 350 MHz powerMac G3! It's been dead since May, but I brought it back to life tonight!! 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