{"id":204,"date":"2006-07-17T10:47:50","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T14:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/retarded\/"},"modified":"2006-07-17T10:47:50","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T14:47:50","slug":"retarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/retarded\/","title":{"rendered":"retarded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 10:29 AM and the phone has just been answered for the first time today. We (supposedly) open at 10 AM. There are 5 people up front that apparently are waiting for  some sort of service. SUCKERS! Oh, and the UPS guy looks like he&#8217;s waiting for a signature. AND the fire inspector or whatever has been here since before I showed up, I guess waiting to talk to someone.<br \/>\nThis place is so ridiculous! I like my job and everyone here, but this place could be so much more. And you&#8217;re probably wondering why I&#8217;m bitching about it and not answering the phone, signing for packages and whatever else needs to be done. Well, blame gets passed around here so much that I&#8217;m not willing to do anything other than what I&#8217;m told to do. It&#8217;s really not worth it. Think about it&#8230; My paycheck is going to be the same amount regardless&#8230; Why would I complicate my life with answering the phone and tending to other things when they will keep me from doing the things I am paid to do? Sure, helping people out might get them to be returning customers, but that just means more work for me to not have time to do because I&#8217;m busy answering the phone and helping customers.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just going to stick to ignoring the people up front and the ringing phones, and do what I know I need to do.<br \/>\nHAHAHA!!! Just as I was about to post this someone up front said &#8220;HELLO? IS SOMEONE GOING TO HELP ME??&#8221;<br \/>\nI just ignored them.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-204\" data-postid=\"204\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-204 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 10:29 AM and the phone has just been answered for the first time today. We (supposedly) open at 10 AM. There are 5 people up front that apparently are waiting for some sort of service. SUCKERS! Oh, and the UPS guy looks like he&#8217;s waiting for a signature. 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