{"id":205,"date":"2006-07-18T02:20:28","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T06:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/18\/this-video-is-a\/"},"modified":"2006-07-18T22:21:56","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T02:21:56","slug":"this-video-is-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/18\/this-video-is-a\/","title":{"rendered":"This video is A+++!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I typed out a big long story about this video, but I decided to keep it to myself.
\nHere is a keyword for myself in case I ever forget what I typed about: frustrating!
\nAnd if you really want to know about it, I might be inclined to tell you if you ask nicely.
\nAlso… I smell Mormon!<\/p>\n

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I typed out a big long story about this video, but I decided to keep it to myself. Here is a keyword for myself in case I ever forget what I typed about: frustrating! And if you really want to know about it, I might be inclined to tell you if you ask nicely. 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