{"id":207,"date":"2006-07-19T01:45:25","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T05:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/19\/the-highlight-of-my-evening-chatting-with-a-bot\/"},"modified":"2006-07-19T02:08:49","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T06:08:49","slug":"the-highlight-of-my-evening-chatting-with-a-bot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/19\/the-highlight-of-my-evening-chatting-with-a-bot\/","title":{"rendered":"The highlight of my evening… Chatting with a bot!"},"content":{"rendered":"

First of all, why is this annoying me so much<\/a>? I haven’t left a comment yet, and likely won’t, but I can’t just let it go either. It will probably keep me from getting to sleep tonight. Someone needs to be schooled on how things are down here.<\/p>\n

Unrelated:
\nI don’t chat very much, and when I do, it’s almost always initiated by the other person. If you ever want to chat with me, (and have me take you seriously) please know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and “they’re”, “their”, and “there”! Seriously!!
\nHaving said that, here is my latest chatlog with a stranger. (as if I couldn’t see where this was going from the get-go!) It’s not overly lollers (I’ve had quite a few way funnier than this one) but it’s ok mainly because it’s short.<\/p>\n

krazedagritator is currently not in your Messenger List.
\n Add to your Messenger List (Ctrl+Shift+A) Report as Spam (Alt+Shift+R)<\/p>\n

krazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:45:24 AM): hi… anyon there?
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:46:52 AM): well anywayy, guess your not there?
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:47:24 AM): yes, hi.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:47:28 AM): o your there hi…
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:48:23 AM): a\/s\/l (age sex location)?
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:48:46 AM): 31\/fat little boy\/miami beach florida.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:48:53 AM): im 27\/f\/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:49:04 AM): so what have you been up to fanless?
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:49:11 AM): very little.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:49:42 AM): cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:49:59 AM): interesting
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:50:15 AM): feel like a liittle cyber fun with me ? please please…
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:50:40 AM): i don’t think so.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:51:07 AM): aalright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:51:36 AM): that doesn’t sound very smart.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:51:57 AM): tell me what you want me to do with yyou while i slip out of my panties
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:52:44 AM): would your mother approve of that?
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:53:00 AM): oh yeahbabe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:54:09 AM): speaking of lips… Did you know that the tooth brush was invented in Oklahoma? If it had been invented anywhere else, they would have called it a “teeth brush”!
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:54:37 AM): oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:55:03 AM): Meat? I am vegan!!
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:55:17 AM): open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link inmy profile!
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:55:35 AM): I don’t have the innernets.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:55:41 AM): what do you think of my pics?
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:56:39 AM): I think they could use some adjustments with curves, levels, brightness\/contrast, and hue\/saturation. Oh, and a little smart sharpen too.
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:57:02 AM): shit the phone. dont stop strooking it. hold on…
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:57:37 AM): how convenient!
\nkrazedagritator (7\/19\/2006 12:57:57 AM): sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
\nFANLESS<\/b> (7\/19\/2006 12:58:31 AM): o hay let me write that down!!<\/p>\n

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First of all, why is this annoying me so much? I haven’t left a comment yet, and likely won’t, but I can’t just let it go either. It will probably keep me from getting to sleep tonight. Someone needs to be schooled on how things are down here. Unrelated: I don’t chat very much, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1098,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/12\/twitter-updates-for-2009-04-12\/","url_meta":{"origin":207,"position":0},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2009-04-12","date":"April 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"LQQK AT ME!! 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