{"id":210,"date":"2006-07-25T12:15:45","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T16:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/25\/apple-store-pics\/"},"modified":"2006-07-26T00:30:25","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T04:30:25","slug":"apple-store-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/25\/apple-store-pics\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple Store Pics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are some pics from the Lincoln Road Apple Store grand opening on Friday<\/a>. I didn’t take these pics… I wasn’t even there. It’s an Apple store, ok? I’ve been to like 6 of them before. It’s not like I’m going to see something that I haven’t already seen. And it was raining. Do you think I want to stand in line in the rain to get into a store? I don’t think so! Mexicans melt in the rain!!
\nThat’s about all I have to say about that. (Actually it’s not, but I’m going to bite my tongue about not seeing any zOMG hawt chyxXx0rZ in any of the pics, or how scary\/uncool the whole demographic seems to be. I thought Macs were for cool kids??)<\/p>\n

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Here are some pics from the Lincoln Road Apple Store grand opening on Friday. I didn’t take these pics… I wasn’t even there. It’s an Apple store, ok? I’ve been to like 6 of them before. It’s not like I’m going to see something that I haven’t already seen. And it was raining. Do you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":184,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/30\/h00ray\/","url_meta":{"origin":210,"position":0},"title":"H00RAY!!","date":"June 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The Apple store just called and said my iMac is repaired and ready to be picked up. H00RAY!!! 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