{"id":215,"date":"2006-07-31T10:50:55","date_gmt":"2006-07-31T14:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/31\/lump-lingered-last-in-line-for-brains\/"},"modified":"2006-07-31T10:50:55","modified_gmt":"2006-07-31T14:50:55","slug":"lump-lingered-last-in-line-for-brains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/31\/lump-lingered-last-in-line-for-brains\/","title":{"rendered":"Lump lingered last in line for brains&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chesus Jerist! Why didn&#8217;t the innernets let me know that the President of the United States was eating at Joe&#8217;s Stone Crabs yesterday?<br \/>\nI hate you guys SO MUCH!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-215\" data-postid=\"215\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-215 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chesus Jerist! Why didn&#8217;t the innernets let me know that the President of the United States was eating at Joe&#8217;s Stone Crabs yesterday? I hate you guys SO MUCH!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}