I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games!
\nOn the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name!
\nI think I am now 25 days short of 1 year from when I became awesome and had my picture on CNN which started a deluge of emails saying “Someone with your name has a picture on CNN.comm zoMG!!”
\nI’d like to have that happen again this year, but not at the expense of having my power\/innernets\/TV\/phone not working.
\nSpeaking of innernets… When is the free Wi-Fi for Miami Beach going to start working?? I am checking every day and never finding anything.<\/p>\n
I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games! On the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name! I think I am now 25 days short of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-ambient","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":365,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/twitter\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":0},"title":"twitter","date":"January 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"hallo innernets, plz 2b my friend f you are using the twitter! http:\/\/twitter.com\/fanless I have just one friend on the twitter and it would be fabulous if you would be my friend on the twitter. I am still not in the thinking that twitter is awesome, but I am still\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":686,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/686\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":1},"title":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!","date":"September 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars! More importantly: http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":196,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/videos-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":2},"title":"videos","date":"July 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Check out how awesome the videos my camera makes are zOMG!!! Also, I don't know who that person talking is.","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":400,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/16\/goatse-stickers-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":3},"title":"Goatse stickers!","date":"February 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Goatse stickers!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Goatse stickers! These innernets are awesome! All I have to do is say \"SEND ME GOATSE STICKERS!!1!\" and 3 days later I find them in my mailbox! THANK YOU!!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":37,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/16\/best-emailof-the-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":4},"title":"Best email of the day!","date":"February 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Please remove the nipple showing in the center picture & crop the right picture so she's showing less cleavage. She's on a new spiritual path.\"","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/04\/oh-my-lord\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":5},"title":"OH MY LORD!","date":"March 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMGz this is so amazing!!As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}