I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games!
\nOn the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name!
\nI think I am now 25 days short of 1 year from when I became awesome and had my picture on CNN which started a deluge of emails saying “Someone with your name has a picture on CNN.comm zoMG!!”
\nI’d like to have that happen again this year, but not at the expense of having my power\/innernets\/TV\/phone not working.
\nSpeaking of innernets… When is the free Wi-Fi for Miami Beach going to start working?? I am checking every day and never finding anything.<\/p>\n
I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games! On the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name! I think I am now 25 days short of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-ambient","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":365,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/twitter\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":0},"title":"twitter","date":"January 30, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"hallo innernets, plz 2b my friend f you are using the twitter! http:\/\/twitter.com\/fanless I have just one friend on the twitter and it would be fabulous if you would be my friend on the twitter. I am still not in the thinking that twitter is awesome, but I am still\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":686,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/686\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":1},"title":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!","date":"September 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars! More importantly: http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":196,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/videos-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":2},"title":"videos","date":"July 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Check out how awesome the videos my camera makes are zOMG!!! Also, I don't know who that person talking is.","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":400,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/16\/goatse-stickers-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":3},"title":"Goatse stickers!","date":"February 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Goatse stickers!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Goatse stickers! These innernets are awesome! All I have to do is say \"SEND ME GOATSE STICKERS!!1!\" and 3 days later I find them in my mailbox! THANK YOU!!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":37,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/16\/best-emailof-the-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":4},"title":"Best email of the day!","date":"February 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Please remove the nipple showing in the center picture & crop the right picture so she's showing less cleavage. She's on a new spiritual path.\"","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":216,"position":5},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}