{"id":217,"date":"2006-08-06T19:32:50","date_gmt":"2006-08-06T23:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/06\/the-miami-blogosphere-gathers\/"},"modified":"2006-08-06T21:05:38","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T01:05:38","slug":"the-miami-blogosphere-gathers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/06\/the-miami-blogosphere-gathers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Miami Blogosphere Gathers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can someone please clue me in as to what in the Tori Anus(.com<\/a>!)<\/font> this is all about<\/a>? (I hope that’s not some s00per sekrit URL that is meant only for me and other members of the elite!)
\nIt sounds like an event that I would be required\/expected to wear more than cargo shorts and a t-shirt to. And I probably wouldn’t know anyone there and nobody would know me so I would probably just hang out in the corner, silently judging people while glaring and projecting thoughts of “DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!!!!!zOMG!!” or something.
\nAnd since it’s on the beach and like 1 block away I can’t really use my excuse of “I don’t have a car\/ride. Sorry!” to get out of it.
\nI will only show up if Amy<\/a> promises to go and if I am allowed to wear my Etnies.<\/p>\n

Speaking of Etnies… Two of my pictures are on Etnies’ site<\/a> as part of a photo contest. I hope I win!! I could really use some new kicks.<\/p>\n

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Can someone please clue me in as to what in the Tori Anus(.com!) this is all about? (I hope that’s not some s00per sekrit URL that is meant only for me and other members of the elite!) It sounds like an event that I would be required\/expected to wear more than cargo shorts and a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,9,10,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":240,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/20\/lqqk-me-im-almost-famous\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":0},"title":"LQQK @ me! I’M (almost) FAMOUS!!","date":"September 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"In the illustrious words of Ron Burgundy, \"I don't know how to put this... but... I'm kind of a big deal!\" I mean, if a person designs a shoe and then it is on the shoe manufacturer's website, that kind of makes it a signature shoe, right? So this is\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":738,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/08\/new-etnies\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":1},"title":"New Etnies!","date":"November 8, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"New Etnies!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. New Roscoes!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":232,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/15\/peep-my-new-kicks\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":2},"title":"peep my new kicks!","date":"September 15, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"How do you like my Etnies?","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":426,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/01\/glow-in-the-dark-action\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":3},"title":"glow-in-the-dark action","date":"March 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I wish Etnies would add this technology into some Calicuts! And some reflective bits would be nice too.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":376,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/new-found-glory-at-the-directv-celebrity-beach-bowl\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":4},"title":"New Found Glory at the Directv Celebrity Beach Bowl!","date":"February 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Yesterday I took a long lunch and walked over to Ocean Drive to see New Found Glory. These are some pictures I took. This is Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos. She's making that face because she's wondering if what I just told her was a joke or for real. ...and then\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1269,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/28\/please-step-into-my-time-machine\/","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":5},"title":"Please step into my time machine","date":"May 28, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of... Memorial Day Weekend! 1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach! I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)","rel":"","context":"In "lulz"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.torianus.com\/bs\/mdw05-32.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}