{"id":218,"date":"2006-08-07T09:24:26","date_gmt":"2006-08-07T13:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/"},"modified":"2006-08-07T09:24:26","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T13:24:26","slug":"a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/","title":{"rendered":"a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Innernets,<br \/>\nCan someone please translate (at least loosely) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/12\/alley-sex-cam\/#comment-4538\">these comments<\/a> for me? I don&#8217;t want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog!<br \/>\nLove, Christian.<\/p>\n<p>Dear people leaving comments with funny writing,<br \/>\nI was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on me! ALLAH AKBAR!!<br \/>\nkthnxbi!<br \/>\n-Christian<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-218\" data-postid=\"218\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-218 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don&#8217;t want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on me! ALLAH AKBAR!! kthnxbi! -Christian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":206,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/18\/world-jump-day-july-20th-113913-gmt\/","url_meta":{"origin":218,"position":0},"title":"World Jump Day &#8211; July 20th, 11:39:13 GMT","date":"July 18, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear innernets, I am writing you to inform\/remind you that July 20th is World Jump Day! According to the website, if 600 million people in the western hemisphere jumped at the same moment, we would be able to change the Earth's orbit enough to stop global warming (and some other\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":234,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/18\/drnk-com\/","url_meta":{"origin":218,"position":1},"title":"drnk.com","date":"September 18, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear innernets, Is this offensive?? \"One of a kind 9\/11 tribute (tears guaranteed)\" on Google Video On September 11, 2001, nearly 3,000 Americans lost their lives. This is their story. Hey, at least today isn't 9-11! Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11??\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":409,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/21\/oh-nose-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":218,"position":2},"title":"OH NOSE!!","date":"February 21, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently I've hit a sore spot. Dear innernets, PLZ don't p0wnt me! kthnxbi P.S.: I never said I didn't like your podcasts! I believe I said \"I can't stop listening\". Why would I have them all subscribed in iTunes if I didn't like them? Naturally, there are some parts I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":218,"position":3},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":253,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/23\/innernets-ruler\/","url_meta":{"origin":218,"position":4},"title":"innernets ruler","date":"October 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"If I were the overlord of the innernets and I could control anything on the net I wanted by simply clicking on a button, these are the 5 things I would do first: 1) Bring back Amy and Steph's blogs. 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I'm just a dum mexican american, ok? or maybe it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}