{"id":226,"date":"2006-08-15T10:59:20","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/now-this-is-how-you-start-your-morning\/"},"modified":"2006-08-15T10:59:20","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:59:20","slug":"now-this-is-how-you-start-your-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/now-this-is-how-you-start-your-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Now this is how you start your morning!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some days I get annoyed by the emails people send me. Especially when they say things like “It is still wrong – pls correct” and then I’m like O RLY??? I don’t know if people think I can read minds or what. How about telling me what exactly needs to be corrected??
\nI also love it when I email proofs to people and they reply with “perfect” or “LOOKS GOOD!!!” and then I’m like… Ok, does “LOOKS GOOD!!!” mean to print it or does it mean it just looks good? Those emails usually just sit in my inbox until the person calls up all pissed off because their order hasn’t been printed\/shipped yet. That’s how I roll.
\nThe other day I received the most awesome email ever! Here’s what it said…
\nJust giving you guys a heads up?.please let me know immediately if you receive a card order request
\nfrom [NAME REDACTED]. Do not print anything with an [NAME REDACTED] logo or format
\nfor her without going through us. She refuses to shoot decent material and we are not producing any more
\ncards for her with our logo using images from 1980!<\/i>
\nThat agency is A+!<\/p>\n

This morning I received the below image in an email along with the instructions of “can you clean up the crotch area?”
\nSome days I really enjoy my job!<\/p>\n

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Some days I get annoyed by the emails people send me. Especially when they say things like “It is still wrong – pls correct” and then I’m like O RLY??? I don’t know if people think I can read minds or what. How about telling me what exactly needs to be corrected?? I also love […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":594,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/ffs-people-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":226,"position":0},"title":"FFS, PEOPLE!","date":"July 20, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"...so someone emails me 2 word documents that they want printed as posters, and I email them back saying we don't print from Word and to please send a PDF or jpeg or whatever. So then the brainiac calls me and the conversation went something like this... 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