{"id":228,"date":"2006-09-01T23:54:17","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T03:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/01\/this-is-pretty-much-the-worst-post-ever-made\/"},"modified":"2006-09-02T00:03:52","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T04:03:52","slug":"this-is-pretty-much-the-worst-post-ever-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/01\/this-is-pretty-much-the-worst-post-ever-made\/","title":{"rendered":"this is pretty much the worst post ever made"},"content":{"rendered":"

…so I’m sure that by now the innernets know that I’ve been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe I was on my way to 8.5 a couple of Saturday nights ago when my past caught up with me and I had to do a little stint in the klink. Or maybe not. Maybe I just caught some sort of a malady, missed a couple of days of work, had my iMac G5 die on me for a 3rd time. The fact of the matter is… I CALLED IT!
\nA couple of months ago I said I would reach 200,000 page views in the month of August<\/a>, and I did it! Easily!
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\nAnd I didn’t even update my blog for the 2nd half of the month!
\nBusiest month: Aug 2006 (221,955 requests for pages).<\/b> What do you think of that?
\nMaybe I’ll have this be the only post I make in September and see if I can hit 250,000!
\nI wonder if Apple would have replaced my iMac G5 with a new one if they knew how many people visited my site in a month. I’m betting they’d be more cooperative if I made a post about how shitty my iMac G5 is and how screwed I’ll be if it dies for a 4th time after September 24th and I have to pay $1249.20 to get it fixed.
\nI guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.<\/p>\n

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…so I’m sure that by now the innernets know that I’ve been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe I was on my way to 8.5 a couple of Saturday nights ago when my past caught up with me and I had to do a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,9,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":253,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/23\/innernets-ruler\/","url_meta":{"origin":228,"position":0},"title":"innernets ruler","date":"October 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"If I were the overlord of the innernets and I could control anything on the net I wanted by simply clicking on a button, these are the 5 things I would do first: 1) Bring back Amy and Steph's blogs. 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