{"id":229,"date":"2006-09-10T13:52:26","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T17:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/10\/dont-be-jealous-that-ive-been-chatting-online-with-babes-all-day\/"},"modified":"2006-09-10T14:00:34","modified_gmt":"2006-09-10T18:00:34","slug":"dont-be-jealous-that-ive-been-chatting-online-with-babes-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/10\/dont-be-jealous-that-ive-been-chatting-online-with-babes-all-day\/","title":{"rendered":"don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think the innernets are planning the next September 11th attack IN MY BLOG<\/a> zOMG!!
\n86 comments and counting! That’s hott!! I hope none of them are directed at me because I have no clue what those funny letters mean. I’m just a dum mexican<\/s> american, ok?<\/p>\n

or maybe it has to do with the fact that I am the top hit for “sex cam” on the funny letter google<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I think the innernets are planning the next September 11th attack IN MY BLOG zOMG!! 86 comments and counting! That’s hott!! I hope none of them are directed at me because I have no clue what those funny letters mean. I’m just a dum mexican american, ok? or maybe it has to do with the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[6,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":218,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/","url_meta":{"origin":229,"position":0},"title":"a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!","date":"August 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don't want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. 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