{"id":23,"date":"2006-01-26T14:05:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-26T19:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/the-ups-and-downs\/"},"modified":"2007-12-15T14:20:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-15T19:20:47","slug":"the-ups-and-downs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/the-ups-and-downs\/","title":{"rendered":"the ups and downs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happiness is having dinner outside on Lincoln Road at Touch on a late January night, and not having to miss <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upn.com\/shows\/south_beach\/\" target=_top>South Beach<\/a> because they have a big ass TV outside, and what do you know, they&#8217;re showing South Beach!!!<br \/>\nOn the flip side&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/01-25-06-yuk.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[yuk]\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/01-25-06-yukt.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nNot so much happiness here.<br \/>\nDear Lord,<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t let there ever be a point in my life where I find my lips on a garbage dumpster in an alley on South Beach!<br \/>\nkthnxbye<br \/>\n-Christian<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-23\" data-postid=\"23\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-23 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happiness is having dinner outside on Lincoln Road at Touch on a late January night, and not having to miss South Beach because they have a big ass TV outside, and what do you know, they&#8217;re showing South Beach!!! On the flip side&#8230; Not so much happiness here. 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