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Dear innernets, Is this offensive?? Hey, at least today isn’t 9-11! Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11?? I love Paul Harvey and all, but I about lose it when I hear him say “9-1-1”! It’s not 9-1-1! 911 is what you dial in an emergency! 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I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":778,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/08\/the-up-in-miami-done-been-hooked\/","url_meta":{"origin":236,"position":3},"title":"the up in miami done been hooked.","date":"December 8, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Can you send me a signed photo of you. I started racing in oct. And i ride suzuki.\" My eyes; they rolled. And me; I LOL'd! P.S.: Here you go, Chandler! It's almost 3 years old, but it's the best I am willing to do. 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