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I don’t really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America<\/a> on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! I wonder of the “TRUE MILF”<\/a> is going to try out for this show? If so, will she demonstrate her special talent at the casting?? OH SNAP! I just found the most amazing web site on all of the innernets<\/a> (maybe not work safe – I actually can’t wait to get to work to show everyone this gem!!) while browsing the milf squirter’s site. At first I just assumed they were sound effects, but watch the 3 sample videos and judge for yourself. My friend Kim<\/a> should start a site like that! She’d probably make millions.) Failing that, I’ll probably spend a considerable amount of time at the Zephyrhill Beach Volleyball Series National Championships From Miami Beach<\/a>! It’s actually Family Fitness Weekend<\/a> here on the beach, so there are several things going on. Oh, and the Motocross des Nations<\/a> is this weekend, so I’ll probably be trying to stay on top of that too. I’d probably be a lot less interested if James Stewart<\/a> wasn’t on Team USA.<\/p>\n

I don’t think I have any plans for the next 2 weekends, but the Jeremy McGrath Invitational<\/a> is on the weekend of October 6-7th. I plan on being in Orlando October 13-15th for the Dew Action Sports Tour<\/a>. I’m still waiting for Brandon to get back to me on whether or not we have hook-ups. The US Open of Supercross<\/a> is that same weekend.<\/p>\n

I don’t have any plans for the weekend after that, but I think I have to be in West Palm on Sunday the 29th for Mia’s 1st birthday party. Might be a Halloween party stuffed in there somewhere too.
\nI have 3 tickets to see New Found Glory<\/a> on the following Saturday, November 4th, at Revolution<\/a> in Ft. Lauderdale. If you’re single, over 18, female, and have a friend that matches these criteria, and you’re willing to give me a ride to\/from the show, you and your friend can share my 3 tickets with me. Otherwise, I’ll make Kim and Brandon drive down from West Palm, pick me up on the beach, drive back to Ft. Lauderdale for the show, drive back to South Beach to drop me off, AND THEN they can drive back to West Palm. Hey, if you think that’s a lot of miles to cover for a concert, just remember that when I was growing up in Washington State we would have to drive to Seattle (probably 350 miles round trip!) or Spokane (250 miles round trip) to see anyone worth seeing! Also… Back in 2001 Kim and I flew to NYC to see NFG<\/a>! I also flew to Oklahoma City Oklahoma<\/a> and Seattle to see Blink 182 that year. I must have been kind of rich back then. The summer of 2001 was kind of crazy… I spent like $300 to get into the MacWorld Keynote in NYC, and then the next weekend I flew to Kansas City MO where my parents picked me up and we drove to Manhattan Kansas for a family reunion. I wonder what my hick cousins thought of me when I was like… “Yeah, this morning I was on South Beach and I just got home from spending 10 days in Manhattan and now I’m in Manhattan Kansas. WTF?”. Then my parents flew back to Florida with me and they hung out for a week or so. That was the first and only time they came to visit me down here. That was also the first and only time I have been to Key West. Then about a month later September 11th happened and I already had plans made\/tickets purchased to fly to OKC on September 15th. I remember sweating those 4 days HOPING none of my flights would be screwed up. That ended up being a pretty cool trip. Then I flew to Seattle in December. Things were definitely different for me back then. I mean, as of right now I am overdrawn by $56.22 so obviously I’m not traveling as much these days. Oh, also… I just got a raise at work which is pretty awesome! I’ve been pretty proud of how hard I’ve been working for the past couple of months and it’s nice to be rewarded for my hard work. Now if everybody that owes me money would pay me I might be able to fly somewhere! And I’ll get to where in a sec… I kind of went off on a tangent there. ANYWAYS…<\/p>\n

I will turn 32 one week after the NFG show. The Swatch Paparazzi<\/a> is being featured on woot.com<\/a> today and that would make a tremendous birthday present for a guy like me! I’d buy it for myself, but, as I said… I’m overdrawn! And if you’re female, over 18, and single and you bought me that watch, I would be willing to TRY TO make you squirt like the afore mentioned squirting milf! I really want that watch! Actually, I’d love to have any of the Swatch Smart watches for men. I’d also love to have a Swatch Nautilus. That was the very first Swatch I owned. I think I got it in 1986. I’ve wanted to get another one ever since I lost mine.<\/p>\n

Let’s see… The weekend after that would be the weekend before Thanksgiving and I don’t think I have anything planned. Oh, you know what…? I think the Nintendo Wii<\/a> comes out on November 19th and I’d love to get my hands on one of those, even if just to play Excite Truck<\/a>! Then Thanksgiving weekend… And then nothing for the following weekend and then…<\/p>\n

I will probably be flying to Seattle on Thursday December 7th! This trip will probably be a carbon copy of last year where I flew to Seattle on a Thursday and the innernets got me drnk<\/a> and then the next day<\/a> I was really Really REALLY R1LLY hungover and we had to pull over 3 times so I could vomit on the side of I-90 while crossing the Cascades en-route to the farm. That was one of the worst days of my life, but the trip as a whole was pretty awesome!
\nOf course, you know what happens after one more planless weekend… Christmas and then New Year’s Eve!! And that’s the rest of my year.
\nOh, I forgot… I think there are 2 rounds of the World Supercross championship in December, but I forget when they are exactly.
\nAnd then the real Supercross series starts in Anaheim on January 6th and then I think MacWorld starts on the 9th and then…<\/p>\n

WOW! That was a lot of typing!!<\/p>\n

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I don’t really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! I wonder of the “TRUE MILF” is going to try out for this show? If so, will she demonstrate her special […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[5,13,9,10,2,8,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":188,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/videos\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":0},"title":"videos","date":"July 5, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I spent several hours at the meta cafe today! I LOL'd!! I think I just fell in love!! I still want an EVO more! ...and one girl was like \"FANLESS loves ME more than you!\" and another girl was like \"He loves me more because he lets me call him\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":82,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/to-infinity-and-beyond\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":1},"title":"to infinity, and beyond!","date":"April 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I've found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but... ebay?? I took the pic of the green hummer!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":218,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":2},"title":"a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!","date":"August 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don't want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":216,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/02\/ambient\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":3},"title":"ambient","date":"August 2, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I am hoping the Chris doesn't come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games! On the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name! I think I am\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":279,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/outside\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":4},"title":"outside","date":"November 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Broadcast Yourself LIVE","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":505,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/kamurshol\/","url_meta":{"origin":239,"position":5},"title":"Kamurshol","date":"April 6, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some things I want to remember to type on the innernets about. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2Kings of South Beach \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2last weekend on South Beach \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2the death of 2 computers and the replacement of one. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2Something else I forgot.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}