{"id":241,"date":"2006-09-21T14:51:45","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T18:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/21\/the-amazing-things-i-see-from-my-desk\/"},"modified":"2007-12-11T01:35:46","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T06:35:46","slug":"the-amazing-things-i-see-from-my-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/21\/the-amazing-things-i-see-from-my-desk\/","title":{"rendered":"The amazing things I see from my desk!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You may remember seeing the below garbage can in this post<\/a>, and I’m sure I will be posting more pictures of it in the future. But check out what I saw just before coming home for lunch today!
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\nI’m sure you can guess what<\/a> happens<\/a> next<\/a>!!<\/p>\n

P.S.: I am swimming in a sea of possible subject lines for this post! A cornucopia, if you will. The possibilities are endless!
\n“The REAL South Beach Diet!”
\n“Hello, my name is Raaaalph!”
\n“I’m sorry, were you going to eat that?”
\n“Atta girl!”
\n“B&P: It’s not just for models!”
\nPlease leave a comment with your own possible subject lines for extra lulz!<\/p>\n

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You may remember seeing the below garbage can in this post, and I’m sure I will be posting more pictures of it in the future. But check out what I saw just before coming home for lunch today! I’m sure you can guess what happens next!! P.S.: I am swimming in a sea of possible […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-3T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":887,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/flowers-and-pictures\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":0},"title":"flowers and pictures","date":"June 6, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"flowers and pictures, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":263,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/more-dew-action-sports-tour-pictures\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":1},"title":"more Dew Action Sports Tour pictures!","date":"October 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":34,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/website-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":2},"title":"website ideas","date":"February 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some ideas for fun websites that may or may not already exist. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Homeless or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they're homeless or just european. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Homeless or Hipster? Pictures of people where you guess if they're homeless or just hipsters. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Gay or European?\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":264,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/31\/almost-famous\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":3},"title":"(almost) famous!","date":"October 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey, lqqk at me! One of my pictures is on Wikipedia! And if you like that one, there are a bunch more here.","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":82,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/to-infinity-and-beyond\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":4},"title":"to infinity, and beyond!","date":"April 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I've found my pictures all over myspace and xanga and various forums on the innernets, but... ebay?? I took the pic of the green hummer!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":26,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/2006-ing-miami-marathon\/","url_meta":{"origin":241,"position":5},"title":"2006 ING Miami Marathon","date":"January 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I stayed up Saturday night because I knew I wouldn't be able to wake up in time to cheer Jean on as she ran by in the ING Miami half-marathon Sunday morning. When I actually hit Ocean Drive there were zillions of people already there and it would have been\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}