As of 10:30 AM this morning, I have 38 fresh emails in my inbox, and today I am going to attempt the impossible! I will try to address each of these emails by 6 PM!
\nEach email usually equals one order I need to work on, and if that average holds true today, then at my usual pace I would need… 1.5-2 days to handle them all. But not today! Today I will be trying to work double time! I just hope I don’t fuck anything up.
\nPLZ wish me luck! (I’ll need it.)<\/p>\n
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