{"id":249,"date":"2006-10-12T14:29:36","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T18:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/smack-that-bitch\/"},"modified":"2006-10-12T14:29:36","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T18:29:36","slug":"smack-that-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/smack-that-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"smack that bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you know what really bums me out about this year’s weak hurricane season? Fewer opportunities to capture something like this!
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I don’t even watch hurricane news, but I happened to have it on when this happened, and I decided to put it on youtube. (obviously this was months ago)<\/p>\n

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Do you know what really bums me out about this year’s weak hurricane season? Fewer opportunities to capture something like this! I don’t even watch hurricane news, but I happened to have it on when this happened, and I decided to put it on youtube. (obviously this was months ago)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10,12],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-41","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":157,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/12\/cnn-breaking-news\/","url_meta":{"origin":249,"position":0},"title":"CNN Breaking News","date":"June 12, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"-- National Hurricane Center issues hurricane warning for Florida's Gulf Coast from Longboat Key to the Ochlockonee River, The Associated Press reports. Watch CNN or log on to http:\/\/CNN.com and watch FREE video, plus live, commercial-free video with CNN Pipeline. 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