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…so there I am at work, and I look up and I see this guy making a fort out of truck doors and I knew exactly what was going to happen because I’ve done similar things a million times before. The main difference is that I was always in the middle of nowhere<\/a> (or drnk<\/a>!) when I’ve had to pee outside.<\/p>\n

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\n…and then the guy was like LOL PLZ DON’T REPORT ME, K?<\/a><\/p>\n

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…so there I am at work, and I look up and I see this guy making a fort out of truck doors and I knew exactly what was going to happen because I’ve done similar things a million times before. The main difference is that I was always in the middle of nowhere (or drnk!) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[5,9,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-47","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":468,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/18\/pee-pee\/","url_meta":{"origin":255,"position":0},"title":"Pee-pee","date":"March 18, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Pee-pee, originally uploaded by FANLESS. 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