{"id":256,"date":"2006-10-25T10:47:11","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T14:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/25\/k33l-m3-n0w\/"},"modified":"2006-10-25T14:42:24","modified_gmt":"2006-10-25T18:42:24","slug":"k33l-m3-n0w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/25\/k33l-m3-n0w\/","title":{"rendered":"K33L M3 N0W!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know what&#8217;s worse than having to listen to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5&#8217;s shitty little speaker?<br \/>\nListening to people sing shittily to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5&#8217;s shitty little speaker!<br \/>\nSeriously, where is the reset button for life?<\/p>\n<p>Other things annoying me at the moment:<br \/>\nPeople forwarding emails to me,instead of replying.<br \/>\nAlso, people that write the entire text of their email in the subject line, and nothing in the body.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-256\" data-postid=\"256\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-256 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know what&#8217;s worse than having to listen to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5&#8217;s shitty little speaker? Listening to people sing shittily to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5&#8217;s shitty little speaker! Seriously, where is the reset button for life? Other things annoying me at the moment: People forwarding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-48","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":450,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/15\/fourpointfivegb\/","url_meta":{"origin":256,"position":0},"title":"fourpointfivegb","date":"March 15, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"...and in here we have some boondongle keychains 4.5GB of RAM. A must-have for this season's fashion. 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