{"id":258,"date":"2006-10-25T18:59:30","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T22:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/25\/burning\/"},"modified":"2006-10-25T22:48:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T02:48:27","slug":"burning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/25\/burning\/","title":{"rendered":"burning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jBM4Leh_bG8\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><br \/>\nIs this hot? Because one part of my brain is saying &#8220;Yes, you dickfur!! This is hot! WATCH IT AGAIN!&#8221; and another part is like &#8220;Um&#8230; this looks kind of ridiculous and she should clean her room and I think this girl might actually be young enough to be my daughter so I&#8217;m probably going to hell (or jail!) for watching this!&#8221;<br \/>\nPLZ ADVISE!<\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230;<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kEhbswnAOts\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><br \/>\nSame scenario.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, this reminds me of last year&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/fanless.livejournal.com\/677474.html\">Halloween when I was on Lincoln Road<\/a>! I have no Halloween plans as of this moment. Maybe I&#8217;ll be on Lincoln Road again and MAYBE those girls will be there again too. That would be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: Further surfing of the tubes has lead me to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DnvkZ1xyB_M\">epitome of<\/a>&#8230; I don&#8217;t even know where to start. If these girls were drnk when they made this video (and I&#8217;m assuming they were not), can you imaging how embarrassed they would be the next day? For fucks sake, I think I&#8217;m embarrassed for them! Is this a sure sign of me getting old? I mean, in the illustrious words of Funkmaster Flex, be clear. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/nyc2000b.html\">I<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/manhattan.html\">have<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/centralpark.html\">contributed<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/drunk.html\">countless<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/07-04-03.shtml\">dumb<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/watermelon.html\">videos<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/06tripvideocoolassice.shtml\">of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/nyc001.html\">me<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/08tripvideochickenbone.shtml\">and<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/raceurashe.html\">my<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/chad.html\">friends<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/brandonspie.html\">to<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/09tripvideournasshole.shtml\">the<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/FISHON.html\">innernets<\/a>. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/videos\/\">more here<\/a>)And maybe some people are embarrassed for me, but I&#8217;m not. Do you think that the fact that I can&#8217;t conceive what these girls were thinking when they uploaded these videos to the net means I am REALLY old?<br \/>\nThat kind of scares me.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-258\" data-postid=\"258\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-258 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this hot? Because one part of my brain is saying &#8220;Yes, you dickfur!! This is hot! WATCH IT AGAIN!&#8221; and another part is like &#8220;Um&#8230; this looks kind of ridiculous and she should clean her room and I think this girl might actually be young enough to be my daughter so I&#8217;m probably going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[6,9,10,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-burning","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":844,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/18\/this-is-why-im-hot-or-why-i-was-hot-on-saturday\/","url_meta":{"origin":258,"position":0},"title":"This is why I&#8217;m hot!! (or why I WAS hot on Saturday)","date":"March 18, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Check this out! 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