{"id":26,"date":"2006-01-30T18:45:49","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T23:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/2006-ing-miami-marathon\/"},"modified":"2006-01-31T01:50:47","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T06:50:47","slug":"2006-ing-miami-marathon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/2006-ing-miami-marathon\/","title":{"rendered":"2006 ING Miami Marathon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stayed up Saturday night because I knew I wouldn&#8217;t be able to wake up in time to cheer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/jeanpasion\">Jean<\/a> on as she ran by in the ING Miami half-marathon Sunday morning. When I actually hit Ocean Drive there were zillions of people already there and it would have been the ultimate game of Frogger to get across the street to the place where I said I would be. So, I sat on the curb on the corner of 11th and Ocean and took some pictures of strangers. I never even saw Jean.<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-019.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Got 02? (P.S.: I WOULD!!)\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-019t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-002.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"I think her ass was the old guy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s inspiration!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-002t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-003.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"I think this guy woke up late too! He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still in his bath robe!!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-003t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-018.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"GO ASHLEY FROM NJ!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-018t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/><!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-005.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Hang on you guys, my shit\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s blowing up!!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-005t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-006.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think this woman was actually in the race... She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just running from all of the women after her purse!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-006t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-007.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This guy looked like he was about 14 steps from being dead!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-007t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-008.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Ok, so according to this map, Versace\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mansion should be around here somewhere!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-008t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-009.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"HAI2U2!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-009t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-010.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"ING Miami Marathon - January 29, 2006 - Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-010t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-011.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This woman seemed rather dazed and confused!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-011t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-012.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This woman seemed rather dazed and confused!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-012t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-013.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This woman seemed rather dazed and confused!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-013t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-014.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"ING Miami Marathon - January 29, 2006 - Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-014t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-015.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"oh hey guys you lost your skis!!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-015t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-016.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Obviously it was a little chilly out that morning!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-016t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-017.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"I have no idea why I included this picture. Maybe I just wanted to point out that she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s smuggling rasins?\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-017t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-004.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This woman runs a half-marathon, and I get winded just walking to the bathroom? Something isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t right here!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-004t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-001.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"ING Miami Marathon - January 29, 2006 - Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-001t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-020.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This guy can probably kick your ass!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-020t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-021.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Which is more painful...? Running a marathon or eating your fingers??\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-021t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-022.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"ING Miami Marathon - January 29, 2006 - Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL.\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-022t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-023.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"I WOULD!!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-023t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-024.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"This guy can probably kick your ass!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-024t.jpg\"><\/a> <a href=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-025.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"zOMG CHEATER!!\"><img src=\"\/06\/bs\/01-29-06-025t.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nI took 335 pictures in total. If you think I have a picture of you, or if you just want to see the rest, leave a comment and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get on top of posting the rest to the innernets. Also, I have high res versions of these pics if you want to print them out or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stayed up Saturday night because I knew I wouldn&#8217;t be able to wake up in time to cheer Jean on as she ran by in the ING Miami half-marathon Sunday morning. When I actually hit Ocean Drive there were zillions of people already there and it would have been the ultimate game of Frogger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1199,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/31\/miami-beach-halloween-half-marathon\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":0},"title":"Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon!","date":"October 31, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"With 2 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":195,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/09\/south-beach-world-cup-aftermath-italy-wins-and-france-still-sucks\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":1},"title":"South Beach World Cup Aftermath &#8211; Italy wins and France still sucks!","date":"July 9, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey guys, I think the Miami Dolphins won the World Series or something!! Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL. Check out Mario Andretti's Crunk Cup!! How many Italia fans can you fit into the back of a truck?? Does it get any more Italian than this? (I see this guy like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1201,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/01\/twitter-updates-for-2009-11-01\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":2},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2009-11-01","date":"November 1, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Harvesing the beach? http:\/\/pk.gd\/I7j # Harvesing the beach? -Powered by http:\/\/pikchur.com\/I7j - Photo: http:\/\/bkite.com\/23fe3 # South Beach - LIVE at http:\/\/bambuser.com\/v\/307840 # now using MySkyStatus - http:\/\/MySkyStatus.com\/ # Who wants to be on my \"girls I WOULD!!\" twitter list?? # Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon! http:\/\/pk.gd\/ihS # Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon!\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":376,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/new-found-glory-at-the-directv-celebrity-beach-bowl\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":3},"title":"New Found Glory at the Directv Celebrity Beach Bowl!","date":"February 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Yesterday I took a long lunch and walked over to Ocean Drive to see New Found Glory. These are some pictures I took. This is Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos. She's making that face because she's wondering if what I just told her was a joke or for real. ...and then\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":169,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/the-heat-win-the-championship\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":4},"title":"Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!","date":"June 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Ok, let me try this again... ...so it's now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight's impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":211,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/26\/its-not-your-fault-so-plz-stop-your-crying\/","url_meta":{"origin":26,"position":5},"title":"it&#8217;s not your fault so plz stop your crying","date":"July 26, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Do you remember watching 8th & Ocean? DO you remember that girl that moved in with the rest of the girls in the last episode? I can't remember her name and it's killing me!! Oh, I think it's Heidi or something. Anyways, is she the girl in New Found Glory's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}