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I just noticed it is currently 11 degrees in Yakima Washington! I&#8217;d probably feel bad for my own mom, who lives in Yakima, but she hasn&#8217;t been to Florida since 2000!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-4i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":902,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/07\/yakima-river-of-the-now\/","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":0},"title":"Yakima River of the now.","date":"June 7, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Yakima River of the now., originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":555,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/four-years-and-counting\/","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":1},"title":"Four years and counting!","date":"May 18, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I like to start my stories at the start, but in this instance it's kind of hard to say where the start really is. 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