{"id":269,"date":"2006-11-01T15:58:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T19:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/01\/stats\/"},"modified":"2008-06-11T10:18:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T15:18:50","slug":"stats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/01\/stats\/","title":{"rendered":"stats"},"content":{"rendered":"

October produced better numbers than September, but I have a strong suspicion that August will reign king for at least 6 more months.
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Oh, also… Happy birthday to my friend Phil Hanks! He’s 32 today.
\nActually, I maybe shouldn’t say that. I haven’t seen or talked to the guy in over 13 years, so he may no longer be with us. But last I heard, the guy became a Mormon, got married and has kids. I think he lives in Utah, but Hawaii is in my brain too.
\nIf you’re Philip Hanks from Othello Washington you should chime in with your whereabouts and what you’re up to. (Just don’t try to convert me!)<\/p>\n


\nPhil, me, Rod Schutte! (circa 1987-8?)<\/p>\n

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October produced better numbers than September, but I have a strong suspicion that August will reign king for at least 6 more months. Oh, also… Happy birthday to my friend Phil Hanks! He’s 32 today. Actually, I maybe shouldn’t say that. 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