{"id":281,"date":"2006-11-22T01:40:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T05:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/22\/40-oz-in-my-lap-and-its-freezing-my\/"},"modified":"2006-12-02T17:50:20","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T21:50:20","slug":"40-oz-in-my-lap-and-its-freezing-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/22\/40-oz-in-my-lap-and-its-freezing-my\/","title":{"rendered":"40 oz in my lap and it’s freezing my"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nIt’s kind of cold in my apartment tonight and I still don’t have a heater. I am warming my feet with this lamp. There were about 2 million dead bugs in the lamp and now they’re on my floor (and socks).
\nLast night I had to make a life threatening choice! Risk freezing to death while riding to Publix for food after work, or risk starving to death at home because I didn’t have any food. I decided to brave the conditions and make the trek to West Ave. I made it back alive. It actually wasn’t that bad. Tonight feels colder.<\/p>\n

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It’s kind of cold in my apartment tonight and I still don’t have a heater. I am warming my feet with this lamp. There were about 2 million dead bugs in the lamp and now they’re on my floor (and socks). Last night I had to make a life threatening choice! Risk freezing to death […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-4x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1218,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/12\/more-of-a-crowd-tonight\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":0},"title":"More of a crowd tonight!","date":"December 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"More of a crowd tonight!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":246,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/10\/diora-on-the-scream-awards-tonight\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":1},"title":"Diora on the Scream Awards tonight!","date":"October 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Be sure to watch Spike TV's Scream Awards show tonight at 10 PM! I think Diora gives out an award.","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":51,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/07\/tonight-is-the-night\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":2},"title":"TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!","date":"March 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Don't forget to watch MTV's 8th & Ocean tonight!! And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME! Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":27,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/01\/tonight\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":3},"title":"tonight","date":"February 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Do I...? ...go to my friend's BBQ after work which will pretty much be over by the time I get there and it's all the way in Miami and I'm not even sure if I want to be bothered? or ...go to the Mega 5 year anniversary party... I'm sure\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":121,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/04\/must-see-tv\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":4},"title":"must see TV!","date":"May 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"May 04, 2006 Metzger's Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight - press release - Tune in Tonight and Witness History! Mike \"The Godfather\" Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip Over the Fountains at Caesar's Palace! \"The Impossible Jump - Presented by Mission Impossible 111\" - Live\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Motocross\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":71,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/29\/my-so-called-life\/","url_meta":{"origin":281,"position":5},"title":"My so-called life","date":"March 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Things to do when I get home from work tonight: Make Fall Out Boy ringtones Make Chamillionaire ringtones Look for Killer Mike on emusic.com Look into getting my RAZR replaced Remember to listen to DMXS Radio tonight (I think it's tonight) Confirm that I finished watching Prison Break (I can't\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}