{"id":285,"date":"2006-12-04T02:38:15","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T06:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/04\/attention-washington-state\/"},"modified":"2006-12-05T23:26:54","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T03:26:54","slug":"attention-washington-state","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/04\/attention-washington-state\/","title":{"rendered":"ATTENTION WASHINGTON STATE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

**ATTENTION WASHINGTON STATE**<\/b>
\nOn Thursday I will be flying to Seattle for a long weekend. If you can remember back to last year<\/a>, this will be a very similar situation. I will even be wearing the same coat. I haven’t even had it on since I got home from last year’s trip. I should be landing in Seattle sometime between 12 and 1 PM. I’ll probably head downtown, but I really have no plans at all. Unlike last year, I DO NOT plan on drinking nearly as much, if at all. Last year I got so ripped I barely remember most of the night. During our trip to Othello the next morning we had to pull over 3 times so I vomit on the side of the road. It wasn’t fun at all. It was easily the most miserable trip across the Cascades I have ever experienced. And I have experienced some fairly miserable trips across the Cascades in my time!!
\nI think I’ve made this trip 9 out of the last 10 Decembers, and I’m really not enthused. For some reason everyone there seems more excited to see me than I am to see them. I don’t really know why that is. It’s not meant as a dig on anyone… I really like everyone I’ll see and don’t have issues with anyone there. I’m just not to a point to where I’m dying to see anyone. Everything will be the same, but I won’t be able to experience it in the same way as when I lived there.
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\nOne more reason why I’m not overly excited about this trip.<\/p>\n

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